Turn your speakers up and find out why indeed Anna is cuter.

Website baby Jesus	Anna
Creepy old man whisper	Cute gurgly saliva bubbles
Sad, martyred look	Cheerful wave and peppy smile
Headless floating	Turns over, from stomach to back
Saved people from their sins	Shit up her back, twice

Um. I really miss smoking. Nine days.

So far I've eaten two cookies and looked up a gym membership. Since I've decided to replace cigarettes with wisdom and not food, here's my quote of the day:

There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.

So says the Buddha. Peace.