Even though this week is the CareBears National Care Week, today I:
1. Got yelled at by an unCaring author.
2. Got almost knocked over by an old lady in front of Whole Foods, causing me to stumble into my own hair with my cigarette. I lost a 2-inch tress.
According to the Care Calendar, I was supposed to hold a door open for someone today. Instead, my hair smells like burning hell.
2 comments:
O, honey! How I wish I'd been there to kick some ass, take some names...oh and snatch one thin, brine-y swatch of white hair. You know how I feel about the old bats in this town.
Poor Grumpy Bear! I, too, wish I had been present to be Mauly Bear. Some enforcement was clearly needed.
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