Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Turn your speakers up and find out why indeed Anna is cuter.

Website baby Jesus


Creepy old man whisper

Cute gurgly saliva bubbles

Sad, martyred look

Cheerful wave and peppy smile

Headless floating

Turns over, from stomach to back

Saved people from their sins

Shit up her back, twice

Monday, January 02, 2006

Um. I really miss smoking. Nine days.

So far I've eaten two cookies and looked up a gym membership. Since I've decided to replace cigarettes with wisdom and not food, here's my quote of the day:

There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.

So says the Buddha. Peace.